Things by Kip will now be shown in Green.
  1. When the teacher says, "Are there any questions?" scream out, "How do I get the BOREDOM out of my HEAD?!"
  2. Run out of the room, screaming, "AIR! I need AIR!"
  3. Start throwing random bits of clothing at girls in front of you.
  4. Complain in your computer class that the lag demons are dancing inside your computer and the only way to send them back through the veil is to vigorously rub the monitor with your armpit.
  5. Eat your desk. If questioned, deny you're eating it.
  6. Scream out that Santa Claus is spying on you again, and stamp on cookies to "make him stop."
  7. Carry a lit candle everywhere you go. When questioned, mention that it's part of your religious beliefs. When noone's looking, use the candle to burn things.
  8. Convince people that you have telekinesis. If they don't believe you, telekinetically throw them out the window.
  9. Put your hand on the monitor and click Print. Then question why your hand didn't print.
  10. Bring a half a pound of rubber bands to school.
  11. Tell the teacher that nothing they're teaching matters, because the martians will come any day now.
  12. Hold the door open for invisible people.
  13. Ask the teacher some personal questions...
  14. Mutter into your sleeve occasionally, "No sign of her yet, Chief"
  15. Lick intricate designs into the desk.
  16. Grabthe fire extinguisher and stuff it down your pants, setting it off. Complain that nobody would help you "put out the fire."
  17. Say some gibberish to the teacher. Use more gibberish angrily when she tries to reply or stop you.
  18. Scribble on your paper and tell the teacher that it's in code.
  19. Get the teacher to explain everything he/she says.
  20. Randomly re-arrange the desks to face the back of the room.
  21. Move important things around the room and make the teacher hunt for them.
  22. Dump the trash can onto the teacher's desk.Say it's their own font because he/she doesn't recyle.
  23. Come in late to class and tell the teacher that you were trying to find your pet monkey.
  24. Drench yourself at the water fountain and complain that the toilet attacked you.
  25. Tell the teacher that you know all about the chalk dust being cocaine.
  26. Scan random body parts and distribute the copies in the halls.
  27. Sit upside down in your seat. Claim to be meditating.
  28. Sing random childrens' songs out loud.
  29. Snore loudly.
  30. Wear costumes, a new one each day.
  31. Make a dog or cat take a crap on your homework. Hand it in.
  32. Eat the handouts your teacher gives out.
  33. Invent your own language and speak only in it.
  34. Make rude sounds through class to mark the passing of the hour.
  35. Take some chalk and randomly scribble on the board.Infer that you're doing it for a cult.
  36. Try to chisel through the wall. Explain that you're trying to escape.

    Please be assured that this is only in jest; I don't want to be reported for any of this crap.